This collection of satirewire.com's funniest articles features its fictional magazine "BusinessMonth Weekly" and a piece entitled "What's on Alan Greenspan's Mind?" Some of his thoughts?

(1) Boy, if they only knew I tie interest rates to my cholesterol level . . .

(2) Does "fundamentally antidisinflationary" mean anything? Think not. Might use in next speech . . .

(3) What I could make on Wall Street: $250 million. What I make at Fed: $141,300. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

(4) First wife: Joan Mitchell
Now wife: Andrea Mitchell
Next wife: Joni Mitchell?

(Contributed by Walt Breen)